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perfectdiva94: bigballbubblehead: torturedtoysatdaycare: blowj...

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 09:15:59 -0400

bigballbubblehead:

torturedtoysatdaycare:

blowjob-from-hell:

You want to know what happiness is? It’s waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around and see them in their most peaceful, innocent, and vulnerable state. They breathe as though the weight of the world lays on anyone’s shoulder but their own. You smile, kiss their face in the most gentle manner so as not to wake them. You turn back around and an involuntary grin forms on your own face. You feel an arm wrap around your waist, and you know it doesn’t get any better than this.

Oh my, this. Always.

oh well

this made me feel like shit

LOL

time 2 kill myself

queen-of-everything: fabula: favorite snacks of the great...

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 22:32:20 -0400

queen-of-everything:

fabula:

favorite snacks of the great writers.

I always knew I identified with Truman Capote

fuckyeahlildebbie: Smokin in the acura

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 21:40:53 -0400

fuckyeahlildebbie:

Smokin in the acura

basically my cruise

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 20:03:26 -0400

basically my cruise

sorgenfri: Fig. 36. Two Flasks Containing Precipitated Silver...

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 15:14:09 -0400

sorgenfri:

Fig. 36.

Two Flasks Containing Precipitated Silver Bromide: Left, Without Gelatine; Right, With Gelatine.

Michelle's "best-friend-attempting-to-expand-your-horizons" Playlist

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 19:34:00 -0400

Mount Wroclai – Beirut

Abducted – Cults

Green Eyes – Wavves

Live In Dreams – Wild Nothing

Gucci Gucci – Kreayshawn

rapping 2 u – Das Racist

Two Weeks/Hip Hop – Grizzly Bear/Dead Prez

Yonkers – Tyler The Creator

Seventeen Years – Ratatat

You – Gold Panda

Fluorescent Adolescent – Arctic Monkeys

California Sunrise – Dirty Gold

Summertime Clothes – Animal Collective

Phantom Limb – The Shins

Norway – Beach House

Your Protector – Fleet Foxes

Skinny Love – Bon Iver

I Don’t Want Love – The Antlers

Down By The Water – The Drums

The Suburbs – Arcade Fire

Futile Devices – Sufjan Stevens

Casey's "girlfriend-attempting-to-change-your-music-taste" Playlist

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 19:32:00 -0400

Wake Up – Arcade Fire

Shine a Light – Wolf Parade

You’re Not Stubborn – Two Door Cinema Club

Home – Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

Go Outside – Cults

5 Years Time – Noah and the Whale

First Day of My Life – Bright Eyes

Bear – The Antlers

Skinny Love – Bon Iver

Mykonos – Fleet Foxes

Green Eyes – Wavves

John Wayne Gacy, Jr. – Sufjan Stevens

In The Aeroplane Over The Sea – Neutral Milk Hotel

The Good Times Are Killing Me – Modest Mouse

Campus – Vampire Weekend

Little Secrets – Passion Pit

Loud Pipes – Ratatat

Caring Is Creepy – The Shins

Chinatown – Wild Nothing

King Night – Salem

Electric Bloom – Foals

Photo

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 00:24:50 -0400

Photo

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 09:42:26 -0400

atomicface: lil debbie is fucking beautiful

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 09:42:00 -0400

atomicface:

lil debbie is fucking beautiful

3 best dressed ppl u kno

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 23:42:58 -0400

Cody, Riegel, Emma

dearscience: new serie #2 (by felipeguga)

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 14:35:33 -0400

dearscience:

new serie #2 (by felipeguga)

Photo

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 14:05:14 -0400

Photo

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 12:00:27 -0400

Dear Photograph, Thank you for everything we had.

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 23:03:29 -0400

Dear Photograph,

Thank you for everything we had.

weddingwhims: heaven

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 22:57:17 -0400

weddingwhims:

heaven

flee-or-die: livx18: bonjourslut: dontyoublogmebaby: atimelor...

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 22:36:29 -0400

flee-or-die:

livx18:

bonjourslut:

dontyoublogmebaby:

atimelordincamelot:

harmoniesoflife:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

Reblogging again for the comments above ^

yup ^ oh my gosh.

“Permission form to Hogsmeade?”

“Uh, no, I’m Harry Potter’s son.”

They could do magic outside of school, even.
The Ministry of Magic could send as many letters saying that they were expelled as they wanted, but Harry could just send a return owl with:

Direct to Minister For Magic; Kingsley Shacklebolt.
Sorry Kingsley, was just showing Albus how I defeated Voldemort and everything, he wanted to practise Explelliarmus for a bit.
- Harry.

I’m frightened for his children. 17 years from that time Albus Severus is going to slaughter someone and the magical world will freak out. Harry will stand up and say, “Calm yo tits, he’s my son.” Everyone will calm down. Slowly yet surely Albus Severus will become the next Lord Voldemort except he’ll be known as Miquiztli (the Aztec word for death) and his followers shall be the Overabuse Splutters (which is an anagram of his name). He will cause terror and slaughter hundreds but no one will care because his dad is Harry Potter and Harry Potter defeated Voldemort.

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

Photo

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 16:47:08 -0400

Photo

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 16:00:20 -0400

I guess you can say we were inspired (◡‿◡✿)

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 12:21:50 -0400

I guess you can say we were inspired (◡‿◡✿)